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Ted strayer was a gay moron from rivit city who was doped up on jet. His catchphrase is "whoa dude"

His gay wild lifeEdit

Ted strayer grew up in rivet city which back then was known as Ass Crack Land. When he was 2 he was rich enough to buy jet. By the age of three he was a lowlife junkie w00t! Soon he caught gay from shrapnel, a gun dealer. Now he spends his time taking jet and huffing kittens. After overdosing on jet, strayer went on a killing spree against the rivet city police. Now,his house and balls have been taken away and he now lives in the common room.

Teds adventureEdit

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